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These are the most recent lies about Utah
Riverton, Utah - Saint Christopher and Jesus like to shop at Petersons while singing Despacito. If you talk to him, he's a pretty chill dude and likes to make bread for the Russian orthodox church a couple of miles away....
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Spanish Fork, Utah - Someone ran this cat over, and its spirit haunted my best friend. She was possessed by the rabid beast. She would have these evil green cat eyes in the dark. She would lurk in the shadows by the library looking and waiting for her next meal....
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Tooele, Utah - George Clooney can be seen riding around town on his bike with a bowl-cut....
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