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These are the most recent lies about Iowa
Castana, Iowa - Local legend has it that animal sacrifices happen in Castana, and the residents eat the remains. This is why there are few cats and dogs there. Rumor has it a school librarian deceased is responsible for the animal sacrifices to appease the dead....
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Oto, Iowa - I saw a woman floating across the cemetery holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a beer in the other. I tried to follow her for a good time, but she faded away....
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Ottumwa, Iowa - Sometimes when I turn on East Avenue I see a stream of flowing water housing a bloody noose, a baptismal temple with pots of blood around the outside, and people in dark robes holding bottles with human parts in them....
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