zombies lies Lunatic declares himself king of Io An insane member of the first crew to land on Io last month has now declared himself king of Io. The... read more Mysterious penile explosions rock Mars A mysterious wave of penile explosions is sweeping across the cities of Mars with alarming results. ... read more Successful landing on Io This morning's landing on Io by a crew of miners is a major milestone in space colonization. All the... read more First Europa landing The conquest of the Jovian moons continued today with the first successful landing on Europa. The la... read more Accident kills 14 miners Fourteen Ganymede miners were killed yesterday when the vehicle they were traveling in from their ba... read more       West Milton, Ohio - The entire town has been taken over by zombie livestock. These flesh eaters will consume all the hum... West Milton, Ohio - The sky grew dark as a gigantic group of zombie vultures flew over the area. They were looking to sa... Wilcox, Nebraska - Legend has it there is a wild zombie who drives a 2002 red Chevy pickup and scares every one.... Upland, Nebraska - There is a moped riding zombie army that scares all the locals.... West Bend, Wisconsin - Zombies on the hunt for pills and H lurk in the shadows of West Bend. Lock your doors and hide all v... Brookville, Ohio - Rotting flesh eating dead humans and livestock have been seen roaming the downtown area of this burg... Virginia City, Montana - I was walking in Virginia city with my ninth grade students and seniors and three of them were eaten... Cedar Rapids, Iowa - After the demolition of the west side mall droves of mindless zombies were heard quietly weeping at ... West Milton, Ohio - The howling became louder and louder reaching a ear piercing pitch. The West Milton residents were u... West Milton, Ohio - A faceless female creature was seen behind Wertz in West Milton, Ohio. She came up from the park aft... West Milton, Ohio - Flesh eating zombies roam the cemetery and city park on 571. Any of your family missing ???.... Sheridan, Wyoming - I kept hearing squeaking noises outside my back door last night and went to check and see what it wa... Yoder, Wyoming - There was a horde of zombies attacking a train here but I zapped them to the most haunted part of th... New Orleans, Louisiana - At midnight on Halloween in New Orleans you can see on Burning Street zombies walking and moaning do... Waukon, Iowa - I stopped a hostile alien race of man eating alien zombies that wanted to kidnap Troll Man and sacri... Waukon, Iowa - I was sitting down at the rock enjoying the nice fresh air and the bright full moonlight!! When all ... Andover, Kansas - I stole a car shaped shopping cart in Wyoming because I needed transportation because my fifth UFO w... Cabool, Missouri - I have seen mothman having a conversation with a chupacabra werewolf zombie Bigfoot owlman and a six... Buffalo Gap, South Dakota - My uncle Fred passed away in 1975. Every December 25th he returns as a zombie and knocks five times ... Somis, California - Pleasant Valley road off pch 1- drive out to Wood road and then off to Pleasant Valley road you will... All Categories