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Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base
Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Urugu... read more
President of Uruguay speaks out on Pluto military base
The President of Uruguay in a live TV address today explained that he did indeed authorized the secr... read more
Pluto base is Uruguayan, not Argentine
The mysterious military base on Pluto that was identified as Argentine a few days ago is in fact Uru... read more
Governor of Titania found dead
The Governor of Titania was found dead this morning. Police have ruled the death a suicide and have ... read more
More deadly penile explosions on Mars
Since we reported on a new wave of penile explosions on Mars a few days ago there have been several ... read more


      Falmouth, Kentucky - A large dome shaped spacecraft is sometimes spotted hovering over the Southern Elementary Ballfield ...

Roswell, New Mexico - The space and time fairing Chrono Mechanics from the planet, Arcadia were observed at this year's U....

Muskogee, Oklahoma - Strange blue light shining down on my cows last pm. Now some of them have strange markings on them l...

Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin - Indrid Cold AKA the 'Grinning Man' can be occasionally spotted on a dark desolate road in Fond Du La...

Olpe, Kansas - Years ago the Olpe City water tower was hit by a UFO. It had a large dent in the south side of the w...

Blanchester, Ohio - The whole ''a space alien has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions trying to f...

Mena, Arkansas - The old coal mining factory is a secret government place where they are digging a tunnel up to the o...

Old Lyme, Connecticut - Some of these ''jokes'' are scary and may be based on myth or truth! This town in fact is very scary...

West Milton, Ohio - It was reported that the Ohio Grass man (Bigfoot) was sighted in a corn field off Garland Rd. This c...

Eloy, Arizona - Edu and I saw a UFO hovering over Eloy, AZ by Los Gatos....

Coppell, Texas - I had an encounter with a ghost. It began on a night in July 2012 when I was seeing if this gecko wa...

Mancos, Colorado - Mancos has the best 4 star restaurants in the state. It is a best kept secret of all the Hollywood s...

Yoder, Wyoming - I was getting chased by the evil leprechaun smurf but the leprechaun smurf stopped chasing me in Den...

Waukon, Iowa - I stopped a hostile alien race of man eating alien zombies that wanted to kidnap Troll Man and sacri...

Waukon, Iowa - On a beautiful full moon bright night I saw a bright flash of light in the sky. A big UFO stopped!! ...

Andover, Kansas - I stole a car shaped shopping cart in Wyoming because I needed transportation because my fifth UFO w...

Yoder, Wyoming - It was not the mothership in Blue Springs, so I tried to take Troll Man back to his home town but I ...

Waukon, Iowa - I landed my UFO that's running on a car engine in a junkyard and combined my UFO with a hearse, and ...

Moab, Utah - In 1998 I watched a sliver cigar shaped ufo land in arches national park. I watched it for about ten...

Waukon, Iowa - Troll man wanted me to tell you that he has all kinds of empty soup cans. He insisted that the soup ...

Waukon, Iowa - I told troll man about my UFO crash, he is really Friendly and he offered me a roll of duct tape and...

Roswell, New Mexico - I have never seen a UFO on a bank here in Roswell but we do have a lady that carries toy crabs with ...

Waukon, Iowa - The reason troll man was throwing rocks at bottles is because he does not like guns. Someone got sca...

Roswell, New Mexico - A UFO landed on top of a bank is Roswell last year. The three little green aliens withdrew several h...

Waukon, Iowa - I seen the troll man when I crashed my ufo and he was throwing rocks at full glass bottles of all so...

Chesapeake Beach, Maryland - Hello I am a pilot from this place that you call ''space'' and I drive a strange looking plane that ...

Chesapeake Beach, Maryland - I saw a purple ufo last week and nobody would believe me. Since then I keep my eyes open in hopes of...

Bowman, South Carolina - That Jody is actually an alien and about fifty years ago the mothership dropped jody off in Bowman a...

Waukon, Iowa - A UFO was seen hovering over a the local golf course....

Ozona, Texas - Once upon a time a plane crashed outside of Ozona about three Miles from the departure end of the ru...

Norfork, Arkansas - We will take all outsiders wanting to run calico Rock back to our planet to see what could possibly ...

Oxnard, California - A ufo often travels to the area where walmart now stands. Supposedly it had been there before when i...

Bryants Store, Kentucky - A UFO was spotted landing on top of LAY MOUNTAIN and little gray men were seen going down to lil pop...

Arizona City, Arizona - We do have UFO sightings over some reservations near the Mexico border... south of Toltec and eloy b...


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