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Nuclear Weapons on Oberon
The government of Oberon today announced they have successfully tested a nuclear bomb. By the end of... read more
Gladiator fights back on Rhea
It's been 8 years since the Rhea parliament banned the popular gladiator fights where combatants bat... read more
Titans offered surgery to remove sense of smell
The Titan government has offered a new solution to the Titan stench problem. All residents of Titan ... read more
Governor of Ganymede escapes from kidnappers
The governor of Ganymede who was kidnapped last week and tortured by communist rebels showed up toda... read more
Uruguayans furious over Argentine killing of Pluto capybara.
Last night drunk celebrating Argentines on one of the Pluto bases controlled by Argentina killed and... read more


      Oto, Iowa - I saw a woman floating across the cemetery holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a beer in the ot...

Warrenville, Illinois - Recently a tall slender man with a shepherd's hook and a black dog on a leash was near the dumpster ...

Cedar Park, Texas - Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She...

Warrenville, Illinois - Not often do I feel it necessary to alarm the public; however, when witnessing such an eerie and pot...

Warrenville, Illinois - While enjoying a refreshment on my back porch, a hunched fellow appeared out of the woods in front o...

Ottumwa, Iowa - Sometimes when I turn on East Avenue I see a stream of flowing water housing a bloody noose, a bapt...

Potsdam, New York - Every night at 2:00 am is spotted in a McDonald's parking lot is a large sweaty nude man eating four...

Ghent, New York - There is a stocky short man running around telling everyone how important he is and what he has acco...

Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania - There is a decapitated man in the highway behind the homes in Nanicooke, and he forces cars to crash...

West Milton, Ohio - The three hunters near Pig Eye Creek in Union township were surprised when Zombie Feral Hogs rushed ...

Waianae, Hawaii - My aunty has seen a seven-foot-tall man. He was all in black near the Kahi power plant driving into ...

Old Lyme, Connecticut - So at the Parthenon Diner the employees are secretly Greek and Roman gods in exile....

Taylor, Texas - The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may be witnessed very frequently trying to locate a map in Hida...

Tallapoosa, Georgia - The track between the back side golf course and gold mine curve on Hwy100 has had a lot of ghostly a...

Sinclairville, New York - I hear stories of a beautiful witch that lives there and is rarely seen. Apparently only one person ...

Marion, Ohio - When I was very little, my Granny used to take to some national park. She always said that there was...

Marble Falls, Texas - My friend and I saw the ghost of an old woman with her 2 dogs crossing the road that goes to the boa...

Fancy Gap, Virginia - A man was walking his dog by the old cemetery on Cascade Mountain Fancy Gap. His dog was found stand...

Lansing, Michigan - There are 3 men sighted on Sheffer Ave in NW Lansing every July 4 at about 2:30 am every year, walki...

Tucker, Georgia - There have been reported sightings of an approximately 6'5''-7' tall man in a cloak walking down Cha...

Marshall, Texas - In recent downtown revitalization efforts Marshall businessmen did not have the money to build a dow...

Kerrville, Texas - The goat man was spotted in the park at dead time playing his pipe and all the snakes were vanished ...

Bark River, Michigan - I made myself a fine looking snowman and ran to get my camera to make a picture of him. The crazy sn...

Atwater, California - My daughter went to a slumber party in Atwater about 10 years ago... She remembers seeing a young ma...

Coppell, Texas - I had an encounter with a ghost. It began on a night in July 2012 when I was seeing if this gecko wa...

Concho, Oklahoma - Deer Lady is not a lie because I saw her one time. Be very careful talking about Deer Woman!!! You c...

Mulvane, Kansas - I went to a ceremonial sweat one time and the Deer Woman tried her best to seduce me. She was softly...

Greenwich, New York - A night watchman has been sighted holding a lantern and wandering the rail road tracks behind the ol...

Tucson, Arizona - Spotted near a run down house on the south side of Tucson was a ghost of a man hunting for his shoes...

Wauchula, Florida - The arc has been know for alien activity. Arc is actually an acronym. A= alien R= ready C= county. T...

Newkirk, Oklahoma - A strange woman has been seen on a numerous amount of times walking up and down Main Street for a co...

Andover, Kansas - One day last month on my way to work I found myself on the interstate behind some fool riding a John...

Waukon, Iowa - I was told last week that Troll Man has an illegitimate child living in Colorado some place near Gra...

Kerrville, Texas - I caught a fly and pinned a diaper on it. Had a face like a moth man and flew away so fast it hit a ...

Howell, New Jersey - About 2 months ago I was walking on Glen Arden between Nantucket and Smith CT when this strange crea...

Liberty Center, Ohio - Ok so this one time I was walking and I looked to the right then left to cross the street where this...

Coarsegold, California - A large wooly and smelly big foot like creature was seen emerging from the Fresno River bridge on a ...

Waukon, Iowa - I saw Troll Man the other day and he is running a lot now trying to lose 25 lbs. The C.I.A. told him...

Waukon, Iowa - I was watching idiots lick a bug zapper in the middle of nowhere then I decided to fly to Waukon and...

Huggins, Missouri - My tomato plants have been destroyed and my dog ran away from home. Some drunk Bigfoot and a Troll M...

Beverly Hills, California - I work as a California Highway Patrolman and have been on the job now for five years. Last week I ma...

Waukon, Iowa - Word on the street is that Troll Man has been enlisted into the C.I.A. I shudder to think what this ...

Waukon, Iowa - I am extremely upset now because some idiot known as Troll Man showed up at my mouse ranch and relea...

Cabool, Missouri - My pet Chupacabra ran off several months ago. I think he may be the one that tore off the bumper of ...

Yoder, Wyoming - I was getting chased by the evil leprechaun smurf but the leprechaun smurf stopped chasing me in Den...

Worland, Wyoming - In the middle of the night a headless horseman chased my car down Big Horn ave. He was riding a blac...

Marfa, Texas - Everyone thinks that Marfa Texas is just another boring little town. However we do have the famous M...

Waukon, Iowa - Troll man got hit by a car last week and luckily his deformed body somehow added strength and he sur...

Azusa, California - A man with a horse head would come out of Cuca's barn at midnight....

North Branch, Minnesota - I was walking down a hall way when all of a sudden a thing appeared and I'm not joking you it said t...

New York, New York - Troll man told me he wanted a legless pinball machine and I found one in an alley I New York. I brou...

Blue Springs, Missouri - Well... We all got the shock of our lives over last weekend when we all found out that Troll Man had...

Waukon, Iowa - I stopped a hostile alien race of man eating alien zombies that wanted to kidnap Troll Man and sacri...

Waukon, Iowa - On a beautiful full moon bright night I saw a bright flash of light in the sky. A big UFO stopped!! ...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I have been working on my family tree for the last two years. I was surprised to discover that I was...

Allentown, Pennsylvania - I am the owner of a small carnival and side show. I am always looking for something new or someone w...

Waukon, Iowa - This week Troll Man stopped a car accident caused by drunk driving because he wanted somebody elses ...

Waukon, Iowa - I finally got Troll Man back to his home town a week before last and he met a homeless woman in a to...

Waukon, Iowa - Just last week I got a letter from Troll Man's aunt Polly Anna who lives in Galveston Texas. She inf...

Cabool, Missouri - I was in a bar and then the door was smashed in and this guy who looked like a troll was fighting wi...

Yoder, Wyoming - I saw Troll Man in my house drinking all my wine and then he ran away with six pack of Bud....

Andover, Kansas - I stole a car shaped shopping cart in Wyoming because I needed transportation because my fifth UFO w...

Concho, Oklahoma - One time at the lodge and I went outside to see if I could find a couple of friends of mine. We were...

Andover, Kansas - I got off an hour early last month and drove home a happy man. When I went to put the key in the fro...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I forgot to discribe how Troll Man looked and smelled when I saw him in Blue Springs, he smelled lik...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I think the reason Troll Man is wearing cheap colorful hair extensions and sporting a top hat is bec...

Yoder, Wyoming - It was not the mothership in Blue Springs, so I tried to take Troll Man back to his home town but I ...

Waukon, Iowa - Lets clean up Troll Man and teach him to sing and ride skateboard at the same exact time and send hi...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I saw Troll man and he was wearing a top hat and a pair of extremely dark sunglasses and a lot of co...

Waukon, Iowa - My boy friend Mikie and Troll man got into a terrible fight over a pair of old combat boots they fou...

Missoula, Montana - Some of my friends enjoyed growing and eating tomatoes in the summer. They have at different times g...

Blue Springs, Missouri - Troll man learned to skateboard and yell weee. It's a miracle he learned to say an actual word that ...

Waukon, Iowa - Never give troll man chocolate because it makes him paranoid and he throws stuff at loud noises and ...

Waukon, Iowa - This past Valentines day my wife got a glittery Valentines day card from some guy who wrote a very s...

Sumner, Washington - I was on a stroll with my gold fish and it ate it, a hairy old mean good looking man....

Blue Springs, Missouri - I hope that I am not losing my mind after seeing what I thought I saw yesterday. There was this trol...

Waukon, Iowa - We did not intend to be mean to Troll Man. And we are very sorry that the movie preview scared him t...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I saw the mother ship on the news, I am no longer 1000165437 I was renamed by this human named Troll...

Waukon, Iowa - Why are people so mean to Trollman he is just a misunderstood human who has a deformed body and prob...

Waukon, Iowa - Jennifer and I went to the movies Saturday night to see ''Dark Shadows. '' then right in the middle ...

Galveston, Texas - I have been told that while troll man was visiting his aunt Polly Anna he got into serious trouble. ...

Waukon, Iowa - I landed my UFO that's running on a car engine in a junkyard and combined my UFO with a hearse, and ...

Galveston, Texas - Hey I just naturally assumed that everyone in Waukon Iowa knew that troll man often goes to see his ...

Fort Yates, North Dakota - I was out in my car last week taking care of errands and minding my own business. All of a sudden a ...

Waukon, Iowa - Never take troll man camping!! Me and my two friends took troll man camping with us one time near a ...

Galveston, Texas - I seen crazy man and he was eating tadpoles and some strange mushrooms because troll mans duct tape ...

Waukon, Iowa - Troll man wanted me to tell you that he has all kinds of empty soup cans. He insisted that the soup ...

Waukon, Iowa - Yes troll man does have a sister of dating age. She has a major career in Hollywood as an actress an...

Waukon, Iowa - I told troll man about my UFO crash, he is really Friendly and he offered me a roll of duct tape and...

Waukon, Iowa - Who is this troll man? And where did he come from? For all I know I may be related to him because I ...

Waukon, Iowa - The reason troll man was throwing rocks at bottles is because he does not like guns. Someone got sca...

Waukon, Iowa - I seen the troll man when I crashed my ufo and he was throwing rocks at full glass bottles of all so...

Waukon, Iowa - My big sister had a date with troll man last year. She says he is very smart but she wouldn't let hi...

Santa Cruz, California - One night I was in a apartment when a strange man with a flat face was standing in the middle of the...

Waukon, Iowa - No.... Troll man does not need to be sent off any where!!! There is nothing wrong with his mind at a...

Waukon, Iowa - Troll man may only be a deformed human being but that is one very weird looking dude. If he didn't w...

Waukon, Iowa - Hey you know what? I think that I saw the troll man digging through the trash behind the JC penny st...

Waukon, Iowa - The troll Man who digs through cans is a Guy named Al who has a few mental problems and cannot help ...

Canada - In 1723 when I was a Young Man I was on vacation in Canada and was attacked by a moose. I fought lon...

Lexington, Nebraska - The ghost of the Young Man has now taken the shape of an evil pit bull that lives by the House at ar...

Roan Mountain, Tennessee - I was outside eating a box of twinkies when a really pretty cat came by... It was all Loving and eve...

Karnes City, Texas - I used to live in Nixon TX. My mom and aunt used to visit me back between 1981-1990. My relatives wo...

Simsbury, Connecticut - A Man suppoesedly was hit and killed by a horse-drawn carriage in the late 1800s. There is a Rock th...

Saunemin, Illinois - I was hoping to see some info about the ''saunemin giant'' . He is said to hang out at the spot wher...

Watervliet, New York - The highschool is ''built'' on a voodoo masters graveyard and that very powerful beings haunt the hi...

Peoria, Illinois - We have a very Odd looking Man who lives here. He was born with Only one eye just above his nose. He...

Lexington, Nebraska - The ghost of the Young Man observed in arbor Park got high on the nearby pot plantation that mysteri...

Claxton, Georgia - One of the local men began raising Mallard ducks as a hobby after he retired. Soon he had 4 207 mall...

Fargo, Oklahoma - Been looking on the internet. So strange we packed and move out if a House in fargo. I get the chill...

Superior, Arizona - Us kids when we went to school came up with two urban legends of our own. When we were in grade scho...

New Riegel, Ohio - I went out to my barn to feed my animals. I heard a loud bang and there were Many smaller Bangs afte...

Warnerville, New York - I recently moved to Warnerville NY. The first night I kept hearing a tapping on the wall. It was a f...

Sunset, Texas - Out a mile from town near an old barn there have been sightings of 5 ghostly adolescents roaming the...

Clayton, New Mexico - I saw an old Man with a Black long coat and top hat leaning up against light pole it was about 3am a...

Wilkesville, Ohio - Morgan raiders paid this town a visit during the civil war. After raiding the country side he rested...

Whitefish, Montana - One night as I was sleeping someone knocked on my door as I answered it was a Man and woman who said...

Odanah, Wisconsin - Goatman is bad River myth. Which May be true or false. Many stories have been told about him here. H...

Hubbard, Texas - Once long ago I met a Young lady who lived up in one of the old buildings down town I think it was t...

Woodruff, South Carolina - Once upon a time I was in Hayes class sitin with my friends. Then all of the sudden huge spider name...

Dunkerton, Iowa - It has been reported that in Dunkerton Iowa as soon as it starts to get dark out a strange apparitio...

Eagle Butte, South Dakota - I was in Eagle Butte for a mini-vaca last year when I had my ghost experience. I was staying at the ...

Madison, Mississippi - There is an old Man in Madison that is seen outside wal-mart. He is seen walking into people's rvs a...

Oakwood, Texas - There is a ghost of a Man that committed suicide in his pickup truck behind Oakwood school that stil...

Clarion, Pennsylvania - A Story told of ghosts to my cousins and I by my dad. There are two ghost stories from paint townshi...

Grand Ledge, Michigan - 1) the catacombs under the front Street water Tower were intended to be used by the governor of Mich...

Carleton, Michigan - A ghost of a Man who had been killed by a car can Bee seen walking on Maxwell road heading toward th...

Pueblo, Colorado - The ghost of an older Man wearing a barrel can be spotted watching bronco games at the Green light b...

Pueblo, Colorado - A pig Man can be seen riding a bmx bike in the orroyos near the Cedar village apartments. Locals say...

Runnells, Iowa - Most of these stories are not lies. I am a resident of Runnells IA and the one about the Man by the ...

Salem, Illinois - These are from the Early 80's. A Man hung himself in an old hotel room in Centralia after seeing the...

Jerusalem, Arkansas - I have heard on molten Bluff there is ghosts there because a Man was hung there. If you want to go C...

Hankinson, North Dakota - The high school gym was not buried over two men and you cannot see their ghosts in the shower in the...

Wonder Lake, Illinois - Every night on a full moon there is a man with one arm hitch hiking on wonder lake drive. His face i...

Minot, North Dakota - I saw a ghost of a fat naked dude in my bathroom...I looked in the mirror and there he was....


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