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Yonsalad announces retirement
Infamous space pirate Yonsalad who was recently made the target of a joint military operation with t... read more
King Bob of Io jails opponents of renaming Io.
King Bob of Io has imprisoned a number of people who have continued to call Io Io instead of its new... read more
Syphilis outbreak on Lapetus
A recent syphilis outbreak on the Saturn moon of Lapetus has been traced back to a prostitute from M... read more
Widow of man killed by Moon Pimp plans to sue
The widow of the man killed by Moon Pimp last week says she is talking to a lawyer about filing a wr... read more
Yonsalad most wanted person in the solar system
Enough is enough say authorities. Yonsalad, infamous space pirate, must be stopped at all cost. She ... read more


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Bridgewater, Connecticut - I want to know more about the Clatter Valley transparent lady! :D....

San Antonio, Texas - The Donkey Lady was observed pulling a cart full of not-very-attractive beauty queens during the 201...

Clifton Park, New York - A million year old lady was pregnant by a caterpillar....

Piedmont, South Carolina - My aunt Vivian told me there was a slave lady in the old old house that used to be where old dilapid...

Austin, Texas - At or around 3 am there's been reports of a lady with the bottom part of her jaw missing walking aro...

Alma, Nebraska - There is an old lady ghost crossing the railroad tracks on the cemetery road every Friday night at 1...

Aransas Pass, Texas - There lives a true ghostly legend of a lady who never bathed and died from her own horrible smell. C...

Mulvane, Kansas - Deerlady..... Out by Littleton cemetery. Need I say more?....

Huggins, Missouri - My tomato plants have been destroyed and my dog ran away from home. Some drunk Bigfoot and a Troll M...

Cabool, Missouri - I happen to think that someone needs to be doing something about all of these rampaging critters tha...

Corinth, Mississippi - My aunt hazel is a very wealthy woman and has been from the time she was six years old. She was so u...

Blue Springs, Missouri - Well... We all got the shock of our lives over last weekend when we all found out that Troll Man had...

Waukon, Iowa - On a beautiful full moon bright night I saw a bright flash of light in the sky. A big UFO stopped!! ...

Waukon, Iowa - I was sitting down at the rock enjoying the nice fresh air and the bright full moonlight!! When all ...

Waukon, Iowa - I finally got Troll Man back to his home town a week before last and he met a homeless woman in a to...

Waukon, Iowa - Just last week I got a letter from Troll Man's aunt Polly Anna who lives in Galveston Texas. She inf...

Blue Springs, Missouri - My aunt Paula is a strange lady. She goes to church every Sunday teaches grade school and does chari...

Middlebury, Vermont - We have and elderly lady here in Middlebury that dips snuff like it's going out of style. She is in ...

Roswell, New Mexico - I have never seen a UFO on a bank here in Roswell but we do have a lady that carries toy crabs with ...

Clarksville, Tennessee - The new Publix on Madison is said to have the spirit of a young woman. She is said to have died wait...

Waukon, Iowa - A vampire bit a woman I know and now I'm a vampire and we have a vampire family....

Bass Harbor, Maine - We have a strange woman in our neighborhood. Every evening just before the Sun goes down she will li...

Butler, Alabama - My 209 year old grandmother was a Sweet wonderful lady. She died in 2003 and left her will to be rea...

Creole, Louisiana - Their is a tree nearby that a dog looks up in the tree then growls and bites the bottom of it . The ...

Whitefish, Montana - One night as I was sleeping someone knocked on my door as I answered it was a Man and woman who said...

Hubbard, Texas - Once long ago I met a Young lady who lived up in one of the old buildings down town I think it was t...

Eagle Butte, South Dakota - I was in Eagle Butte for a mini-vaca last year when I had my ghost experience. I was staying at the ...

Clarion, Pennsylvania - ..... And I still wander where the old woman use to get her dish pan of blood to throw out the upsta...

Grand Ledge, Michigan - 1) the catacombs under the front Street water Tower were intended to be used by the governor of Mich...

Winters, Texas - There's this old lady that goes around town telling you to pay your utilities. She comes every Day p...

Medina, North Dakota - I grew up there I knew 2 friends who were sister and brother who saw a lady with Black hair and a la...

Santa Fe, Texas - I got up in the middle of the night and went to the rest room when I got to the door to open it I he...

Moro, Arkansas - My house is really haunted. They are all over moro. They are out to get me. All of this has been ha...


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