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Argentina threatens Uruguay with nuclear war
An official statement from the pink house released this morning threatens Uruguay with war on Earth ... read more
Violence reported from Pluto bases
Several incidences of physically violent fights between Uruguayos and Argentinos were reported today... read more
Zaporozhets to remain unchanged
After big protests against the plans to update the Zaporozhets ZAZ 968 that has been produced in its... read more
Communist terrorists strike again on Ganymede
Another terrorist attack on Ganymede this morning claimed the lives of 15 innocent people as a bomb ... read more
Uruguay-Argentina Pluto alliance coming apart?
The joint colonization of Pluto and Charon by Uruguay and Argentina, born out of an alliance that un... read more


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Alma, Nebraska - There is an old lady ghost crossing the railroad tracks on the cemetery road every Friday night at 1...

Athens, Alabama - All of my jack-o-lanterns sprouted feet this past Halloween and ran away from home. Such naughty lit...

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Healdton, Oklahoma - When I went home there was a giant hippo sitting on my homework. Then my mom came in the room and st...

Huggins, Missouri - We have had a stray dog show up at our home and do not know what to do with it. He is a dark gray in...

Spain - I went to the bathroom when I saw Mickey Mouse attacking my pillows. My pillow is a very skilled kni...

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La Villa, Texas - This one time I was shooting a zebra that some guy had in a cage behind his house when a game warden...

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Yoder, Wyoming - I saw Troll Man in my house drinking all my wine and then he ran away with six pack of Bud....

Andover, Kansas - I got off an hour early last month and drove home a happy man. When I went to put the key in the fro...

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North Platte, Nebraska - So many teenagers had been seriously injured driving to or climbing Sioux Lookout in the witching ho...

Santa Cruz, California - You know the caves that run from the coast to UCSC? Those tunnels are full of the bodies of local de...

Yoder, Wyoming - It was not the mothership in Blue Springs, so I tried to take Troll Man back to his home town but I ...

Blue Springs, Missouri - The other day I stepped out into my backyard to put out some fresh food and water for my pit bull na...

Waukon, Iowa - My boy friend Mikie and Troll man got into a terrible fight over a pair of old combat boots they fou...

Missoula, Montana - Some of my friends enjoyed growing and eating tomatoes in the summer. They have at different times g...

Blue Springs, Missouri - I hope that I am not losing my mind after seeing what I thought I saw yesterday. There was this trol...

Hominy, Oklahoma - One evening last month me and my daughter were walking to a neighbor's house on south Pettit Street ...

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Newark, California - So I was walking home one night down Laffeyet by the Junior high when all of a sudden I saw a small ...

Big Bend National Park, Texas - My wife and I went bird watching at Big Bend National Park last Sunday afternoon. We are both avid b...

Malcolm, Nebraska - One night I was having a very hard time sleeping because I kept hearing thumping noises outside near...

Galveston, Texas - Last Tuesday night I found myself tossing and turning instead of sleeping. So I put on my robe and w...

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Blue Grass, Iowa - My uncle charlie could jump over the hen house in a single bound. One day he missed his mark and wen...

New Orleans, Louisiana - I was given a birthday party when I turned 13 and a friend brought me five red balloons that had 'ha...

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Pittsburg, Kansas - Right across the Street of Lakeside school there's a white house. In that house live 6 people one is...

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Winnsboro, South Carolina - At night on Lake wateree a huge fish ghost jumps up on the bank and looks for anyone with a fishing ...

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Devils Tower, Wyoming - I was driving down a dirt road one evening on the way Home from work. Suddenly out of the middle of ...

Finleyville, Pennsylvania - One night I was coming Home when I seen a rather large light coming from the Finleyville cemetery wh...

Claxton, Georgia - One of the local men began raising Mallard ducks as a hobby after he retired. Soon he had 4 207 mall...

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Duncan Falls, Ohio - We moved into the Mound House in Duncan Falls eight years ago. The previous owner of the Mound House...

Abbeville, Alabama - The old troopers trying to get Home that walk the Halls of the national guard armory Abbeville AL me...

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Sac City, Iowa - We saw a piece of paper floating through the air in our House after our sister had dropped it. We sw...

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Chelsea, Oklahoma - Bigfoot has been spotted playing with a local Chelsea girl in a tree House it appears they're playin...

Beckley, West Virginia - One time I was out by my cat pen feeding the cats and I saw a giant 3 foot tall cat coming out of th...

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