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Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay
An 8 year old Martian citizen was arrested today in Montevideo, Uruguay on charges of arson. Montevi... read more
Settlement of Triton
Mining operation will soon be underway on Triton as a lander with 184 people on board landed safely ... read more
Asteroid miners robbed for the fourth time
The asteroid miners who were robbed 3 new years eves in a row by Yonsalad were robbed a 4th time yes... read more
Yonsalad outsmarts miners and cops
After sexy space pirate lady Yonsalad had robbed a group of miners two new years eve's in a row and ... read more
Asteroid miners robbed again
You may remember the mining team that was robbed last new years eve by a sexy lady pirate. Well she ... read more


      Briceville, Tennessee - An old woman with demon eyes has been said to be carrying two buckets of water across her back on th...

River Grove, Illinois - A ghost without eyes roams the train tracks during the summer months around midnight when the moon i...

Redding, California - It was 2012 at dusk. I was at the Shasta Lake camping then there was a breeze. The fire went out eve...

Eglin Afb, Florida - While walking along Postal Point Beach I noticed something strange coming out of the water about 50 ...

Terrell, Texas - Note: This is actually for a little Terrel outskirt known as College Mound. It's not on the map, but...

Franklin, Idaho - The ghost of an E.T. Was spotted near Crooked Creek canyon. It was beside a moaning cow that was dyi...

Mancos, Colorado - Mancos has the best 4 star restaurants in the state. It is a best kept secret of all the Hollywood s...

Biloxi, Mississippi - I need to ask all of you good people in the Biloxi area to keep your eyes open for me because my fav...

Waukon, Iowa - I saw Troll Man the other day and he is running a lot now trying to lose 25 lbs. The C.I.A. told him...

Huggins, Missouri - We have had a stray dog show up at our home and do not know what to do with it. He is a dark gray in...

Grand Forks, North Dakota - I have seen the tomato throwing ghost, the reason you can't see them is because you humans have infe...

Levittown, New York - I saw a dog with two heads floating over my bed with red eyes....

Moose Pass, Alaska - Driving through Moose Pass on a late July evening 4 people heading to a film festival hoped to arriv...

Apache, Oklahoma - If you're still in Apache after Midnight crows will swoop down at you. The crows have red glowing ey...

West Glover, Vermont - In the mid day of manorial day me and my uncle john saw a sasquatch run into the woods. It was a goo...

Broken Bow, Nebraska - Broken Bow and the roads around it are haunted by a hell hound. This beast has dark red eyes and sha...

Galveston, Texas - There is this guy that everybody calls ''Crazy Man'' that hangs out near the rodeo grounds. He has l...

Chesapeake Beach, Maryland - I saw a purple ufo last week and nobody would believe me. Since then I keep my eyes open in hopes of...

Canehill, Arkansas - Last year I grew a 250 pound potato in my backyard. It was beautiful for my two eyes to behold. I wa...

Peoria, Illinois - We have a very Odd looking Man who lives here. He was born with Only one eye just above his nose. He...

Fairbanks, Alaska - I live in Fairbanks and I was fishing in the deep Blue Clear waters of Alaska when in the water I sa...

Tyngsboro, Massachusetts - Beware of the lurking and notoriously hard to find Tyngsboro man-tiger that shoots laser beams from ...

New Riegel, Ohio - I went out to my barn to feed my animals. I heard a loud bang and there were Many smaller Bangs afte...

Penelope, Texas - Working in Waco I always go through Penelope late at night. 3 times I have seen a horrible car wreck...

Garden City, Kansas - When I was about 5 yrs old now im 12 I saw abraham lincoin at my yard I couldn't believe my eyes unt...

Washington, Connecticut - It has been observed that the creature like that of the ''chupa-cabra'' has been spotted in and arou...

Williamsville, Illinois - When I sit in my room alone I feel a cold breeze and eyes on me I turn around and see a shadow vanis...


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