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Yonsalad strikes again
Yonsalad robbed a mining base on Ceres this morning just after most of the miners had left for work.... read more
Mysterious Pluto base belongs to Argentina
The mysterious Pluto military base found on Pluto a few days ago belongs to Argentina say mission co... read more
Martian penile explosions are back
In 1994 Mars was shocked by a deadly wave of penile explosions. Hundreds of men suffered deadly peni... read more
Martian disco queen to release new album
Sibongile Mugabe who served as dictator president of Mars for many years, or Marsalina Valentina as ... read more
King Bob I of Io renames Io Bob
King Bob I of Io has now officially renamed the Jovian moon Io which he rules after himself. The res... read more


      Collingswood, New Jersey - I remember that day when it rained pigs. They were not all pink though because a black and white one...

Cabool, Missouri - My pet Chupacabra ran off several months ago. I think he may be the one that tore off the bumper of ...

Chapel Hill, North Carolina - I once lived in Chapel Hill. That was back when I was still married to Marilyn Monroe. I left becaus...

North Platte, Nebraska - I heard stories of ghost hitchhikers, ghost cars, and roadside ghosts but I never heard of ghost cop...

Worland, Wyoming - In the middle of the night a headless horseman chased my car down Big Horn ave. He was riding a blac...

La Villa, Texas - This one time I was shooting a zebra that some guy had in a cage behind his house when a game warden...

Marfa, Texas - Everyone thinks that Marfa Texas is just another boring little town. However we do have the famous M...

Waukon, Iowa - Troll man got hit by a car last week and luckily his deformed body somehow added strength and he sur...

Waukon, Iowa - This week Troll Man stopped a car accident caused by drunk driving because he wanted somebody elses ...

Arlington, Texas - The ghost of a former mayor rattles car keys during meetings of the city council. Microphones sudden...

Palestine, Texas - Before I begin-may I just say this stuff I am about to tell you is all true. I have personally exper...

Andover, Kansas - I stole a car shaped shopping cart in Wyoming because I needed transportation because my fifth UFO w...

Apache, Oklahoma - Last month while driving through downtown Apache I looked up at this old tower-like facade on an old...

Waukon, Iowa - My boy friend Mikie and Troll man got into a terrible fight over a pair of old combat boots they fou...

Fresno, California - I am a time traveler from 1985 I am stuck here with my time machine car in Fresno 2012. I am going t...

Waukon, Iowa - I landed my UFO that's running on a car engine in a junkyard and combined my UFO with a hearse, and ...

Fort Yates, North Dakota - I was out in my car last week taking care of errands and minding my own business. All of a sudden a ...

Galveston, Texas - I seen crazy man and he was eating tadpoles and some strange mushrooms because troll mans duct tape ...

Westport, California - The entire town is haunted. After Midnight is the dead hours that's when the dead have their time to...

Anytown - I was moving from Wyoming to Missouri and I seen a ghost cat with a long beard jumping on cars in a ...

Othello, Washington - This takes place in Othello WA so right now when I was Reading one of the story's my mom my dad uncl...

Reston, Virginia - There is a ghostly car that runs off the road in Reston near olde crafts drive. It disappears down t...

Karnes City, Texas - I used to live in Nixon TX. My mom and aunt used to visit me back between 1981-1990. My relatives wo...

Littlefield, Texas - If you go to the train tracks here in Littlefield and Park your car at the top you will be pushed of...

Penelope, Texas - Working in Waco I always go through Penelope late at night. 3 times I have seen a horrible car wreck...

Malone, Texas - One night I was drunk in Malone and was getting in my car when a Greene frog in a police uniform cam...

Franklinton, Louisiana - I was on vacation once about 10 years ago and my car broke down in franklington. We were broke down ...

Eagle Butte, South Dakota - I was in Eagle Butte for a mini-vaca last year when I had my ghost experience. I was staying at the ...

Madison, Mississippi - There is an old Man in Madison that is seen outside wal-mart. He is seen walking into people's rvs a...

Carleton, Michigan - A ghost of a Man who had been killed by a car can Bee seen walking on Maxwell road heading toward th...

Knoxville, Tennessee - I saw an apparition behind the waffle house. I had stepped back there to let my leashed dog go to th...

Bidwell, Ohio - I am 45 now and this is the first time I'm telling this Story to anyone. When I was 16yrs old I was ...


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