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New Zaporozhets this fall on Mars
35 years after the first Zaporozhets rolled off the Martian Zaporozhets factory resulting in the fam... read more
Mercury walker dies
Just a few days after Julio Axolotlos' record breaking Mercury walk his record of 24 kilometers has ... read more
Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more
Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more
New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth
Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more


      Milpitas, California - I was sleeping on my birthday all of a sudden someone knocked on my door. I was like why is someone ...

Hot Springs, Montana - People have said that there has been spotted a giant alien-like creature running around Great Falls,...

West Milton, Ohio - All the supernatural and space creatures will be in attendance at the West Milton July 4th celebrati...

Alamo, Nevada - The 'Extraterrestrial Bodacious Time Travelers' (EBT's) from the planet Arcadia were seen dining at ...

Milan, Michigan - Truth is Milan residents are not normal. This may say they are, but they are not! They are aliens ab...

Hartville, Missouri - I am both lmao and have chills because at least some of these are not lies or are just twisted versi...

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - Just the other day the space fairing chrononauts from the planet Arcadia were encountered in an Okla...

Egypt - Recently the space and time fairing 'Chrono Mechanic' couple from the planet Arcadia have been seen ...

San Diego, California - The space-fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, were recently observed skinny dipping late at...

Potsdam, New York - A space craft came to Potsdam and had a midnight war in Main Street. There were a lot of witness but...

Poway, California - A pair of space fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, have been seen frequenting the town of ...

Brentwood, California - I am Zarbot from the planet Scara 12339a I have come here to take the souls of the living. On May 1s...

Davenport, Florida - A space alien has been seen driving at extreme speeds in a late model sedan through Davenport Fla. I...

West Milton, Ohio - Several reports of tomb creatures roaming the outskirts of West Milton have been noted. Tomb creatur...

Pico Rivera, California - The world famous Pico Rivera Northrup Martian Base.......

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma - The recent increase in earthquakes in and around OKC is caused by a secret underground military base...

Norman, Oklahoma - A group of grey aliens meet at midnight on nights of the full moon they drink beer and square dance ...

Grass Valley, California - The real reason for all of the mining in Grass Valley was to clear out ancient alien tombs and recov...

Ajo, Arizona - My pet dog started acting all demonic and possessed and ate my husband. Then aliens came and ate my ...

Olympia, Washington - Bigfoot has been spotted hanging around downtown Olympia riding around on a bike. Occasionally he is...

Anytown - A crack is forming in one of the domes in the underwater base luckily that dome is meant for friendl...

Cabool, Missouri - Somebody set up an illegal fighting ring where people fight aliens robots, Chupacabras and Bigfoots....

Nepal - I have discovered that dinosaurs still exist and on my last trip to Nepal and I also found out that ...

Alamogordo, New Mexico - I once lived in Alamogordo but was kidnapped by some short blue aliens and lived with them on anothe...

Springfield, Nebraska - I was looking for my friends in Buffalo Park and saw a ghost in the caboose in Buffalo Park. It star...

Hominy, Oklahoma - One evening last month me and my daughter were walking to a neighbor's house on south Pettit Street ...

Roswell, New Mexico - A UFO landed on top of a bank is Roswell last year. The three little green aliens withdrew several h...

New Braunfels, Texas - Whenever there is a fog in the morning a bright light from an alien craft is visible from the edge o...

Providence, Rhode Island - Rhode Island used to be a much bigger state. One night aliens came from space and shoveled most of t...

Roswell, New Mexico - My Friend maggie was down town shopping one Day and had a hair raising experience. After leaving a d...

Fargo, Oklahoma - Actually there are no people in Fargo Oklahoma. They are all aliens wearing people costumes. Just in...

Duncan Falls, Ohio - We moved into the Mound House in Duncan Falls eight years ago. The previous owner of the Mound House...


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