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Donald: ''How would you describe burying an elephant??''

Joe: ''A mammoth undertaking!!!''.

Stanley: ''The economy is so bad I must have my shoes repaired instead of buying a new pair..... ''
Oliver: '' Oh you mean; These are the times to try to mend soles!''.


What happened to the trophy maker after he died???

They had him engraved.....

What happened to the songwriter after he died???

He decomposed......

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