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Ollie: Do you think your water fowl are superior to my flock?

Stan: Your goose is as good as mine....

Gary: So your watch dog went overboard on your U-Boat, what did you do?

Mary: I got a sub-woofer! .

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Larry: So, when your watch dog had laryngitis, what did you do ?

Harry: I got a sub-woofer!.

Henry: ''What did you use to watch the car wreck??''

Edsel: '' A Kaleidoscope!!!''.

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