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Arthur! Check it out! My pet fish is playing the piano!
-Delbert my friend, that's incredible! What's he playing?
-Scales .

Delbert, what's that thing rolling down my stairs? It's going black and white, black and white, black and white.
- ''BOOOM'' - ''AAARGH''
- Looks like a nun Arthur. .


Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.

There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

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