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Arthur! Check it out! My pet fish is playing the piano!
-Delbert my friend, that's incredible! What's he playing?
Delbert, what's that thing rolling down my stairs? It's going black and white, black and white, black and white.
- ''BOOOM'' - ''AAARGH''
- Looks like a nun Arthur. .
More secret bases found on Pluto and Charon
The unmanned craft orbiting Pluto that found the secret Uruguayan military base on Pluto last week h...
Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base
Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Urugu...
President of Uruguay speaks out on Pluto military base
The President of Uruguay in a live TV address today explained that he did indeed authorized the secr...
Pluto base is Uruguayan, not Argentine
The mysterious military base on Pluto that was identified as Argentine a few days ago is in fact Uru...
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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