Parenting Jokes

Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.

Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.

Successful landing on Io
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First Europa landing
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Accident kills 14 miners
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Ganymede landing ends in deadly violence.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.

Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.

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