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Office Jokes

Arthur was seriously sleep deprived and went to see Doctor Rueprecht about it. - Arthur, take two of these pills before bedtime tonight and you'll sleep like a baby, said Dr. Rueprecht. Arthur took the pills at bedtime and did sleep like a baby. He woke up the next morning feeling like a million bucks. He arrived at work singing. You look great Arthur, said his boss. But where have you been all week?.

So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer? - Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is? - No Delbert I don't. - Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.

Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill. - Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something. - Ok, boss. A bit later. - Is he gone? Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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