Miscellaneous Jokes Page 1
Paul: Where does your Dad work?
Saul: At the Department of Redundancy Department!.
Tim: ''I took my dog to the Flea Circus. ''
Jim: ''How was it?''
Tim: ''He stole the show!''.
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Chester: ''Back when I was a kid my Dad had a hard time putting food on the table for his family. ''
Lester: ''Gosh! Was your family poor?''
Chester: ''Not really, Dad was just a short fellow!''.
Shilo: ''What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?''
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