You know Arthur, said Doctor Rueprecht, you really should quit drinking, it'll make your life longer.
- Yes Doctor, said Arthur, you're absolutely right. Yesterday I didn't have a drink all day and it was the longest day of my life.
Arthur was seriously sleep deprived and went to see Doctor Rueprecht about it.
- Arthur, take two of these pills before bedtime tonight and you'll sleep like a baby, said Dr. Rueprecht.
Arthur took the pills at bedtime and did sleep like a baby. He woke up the next morning feeling like a million bucks. He arrived at work singing.
You look great Arthur, said his boss. But where have you been all week?.
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