Way up North in the wilds of Alaska were two trappers Joe and Willy. Their cabins were about 30 miles apart in the frozen wilderness. On New Year's Eve Joe called Willy on the two-way radio......
''Hey Willy, Come on over tonight for a party.. ''
''Hey Joe that sound good, whatcha you gonna have at your party?''
''Well Willy.. Were gonna have music, then dancing, then drinking, then fighting, and then wild sex!''
''Sounds good to me Joe! Who are you gonna invite?''
''Just you Partner, Just you.........''.
Flying high in the skies above Metropolis, Superman was on patrol. Using his powerful vision he glimpsed a sight that aroused his interest. Down below in a secluded grassy meadow in the park was Wonder Woman. She was laying on her back with her skirt above her hips and no panties. Her knees were spread wide apart and her pelvis was undulating. On her face was an expression of total bliss. Superman was beside himself with lust and decided to take advantage of the situation. Not wanting to offend Wonder Woman he decided to go into Hyper-Drive and so he zoomed down and took care of business at the speed of light. He then zoomed away to go back on patrol with a self satisfied grin on his face knowing that Wonder Woman would not be any the wiser of his indiscretion.....
Meanwhile down in meadow, Wonder Woman asked her boyfriend the Invisible Man,''Gee Honey, You were doing me so great! Why the heck did you stop?''
The Invisible Man answered, ''So sorry Babe, But all of the sudden I have the most excruciating pain up my ass!''.
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