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Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river?
Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.
RANDY: What is an owl's favorite type of math?
Captain Franco seizes power on Callisto
Captain Franco who escaped from his mutineer captors just two days ago has now with the help of an a...
Captain Franco escapes
Captain Franco has escaped from his revolutionary captors and is believed to be hiding somewhere on ...
Revolution on Callisto
Callistans revolted against their leader this morning and took charge of the small colony. Captain F...
First landing and establishment of outpost on Callisto
Callisto today became the furthest outpost of human civilization after a successful landing by Space...
OLIVER: What does it sound like when owls and ghosts cry together?
OTIS: Boo-hooo, Boo-hooo!.
MIKE: Did you hear about the owl with laryngitis?
TIM: He didn't give a hoot!.
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