Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Willy: ''When do fishermen sing poorly?''
Billy: ''When their out of Tuna!''
Willy: ''What did the salmon say when swam into a concrete wall?''
Willy: ''Why are fish so smart?''
Billy: ''Because they always swim in schools!''
Willy: ''Why are seals average students?''
Billy: ''Because they are C lions!''
Willy: ''How do fish commute to work?''
Billy ''In a Carp Pool!''
Billy: ''How does the book ''Moby Dick'' finish for Captain Ahab?''
Willy: ''It doesn't end whale for him!''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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