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Dan enjoyed entering contests and sweepstakes. One day in the mail a letter arrived informing him he had won a lifetime supply of toothpaste! ''Wow! Enough toothpaste to brush my teeth everyday for the rest of my life!'', happily thought Dan. It said that his prize would be delivered next Monday.

Delivery day arrived and a huge semi truck stopped with a hissing of air brakes in front of Dan's house. Out hopped a burly truck driver with a clipboard and had Dan sign several forms. They both walked to the back of the huge trailer and the truck driver swung open it's doors. From inside the trailer the driver took a small package and handed to Dan which he opened.

''Hey!'' exclaimed Dan disappointedly, ''There's only a half empty tube of toothpaste in here. How is this suppose to last me my entire lifetime!?!''

''Oh, It will.. It will... '' said the truck driver ominously.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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