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First Americans land on Mars
After being beat to Mars by several Soviet crews, the Americans today finally made a successful land...
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Soviets first on Mars with humans
Krasnyy Mars Drakon 2 lands. First successful human landing on Mars and establishment of permanent o...
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An extremely large rhinoceros is frequently noticed in a home in close proximity to Winlock.

A large bloodcurdling beast may often be noticed looking across Drews Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A huge gopher may be seen often on the highest spot of Finn Hill before sunrise staring at the view.
    
A gentleman's body having the head of a skunk has sometimes been observed in a Winlock area auto part store, walking the aisles. A man who lives here claims that this phantom likes frightening foolhardy people who come searching for phantoms in Winlock.

A womanly person is now and then perceived frightening people by Bear Creek.

The ghost of a lady with names etched into her forehead has purportedly been seen on a few occasions examining Smokey Valley in detail at the stroke of midnight.

Socrates may sometimes be made out shouting names late in the night by a mailbox in Winlock.

A giant ocelot has regularly been spotted seated at a table in a Winlock flat facing the witness.
 
American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22
The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor...
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Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70
The lander of what was to be the first colonizing mission to Mars by the Soviet mission Krasnyy Mars...
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