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A drifting ghost has often been spotted by a woman hunting in a forest in close proximity to Kelso.

A sphinx is often distinguished seated in a beanbag in a flat in Kelso.

The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be noticed trying to find something beside a lamppost in Kelso.

A space alien from planet Venus may be observed repeatedly marching from mobile home to mobile home very late at night on a Kelso street.
    
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has every so often been spotted gazing at the waves down near the water at Cottonwood Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The ghost of a jet pilot is every now and then made out burying a cadaver by a big boulder in Laurel Beach County Park in the early morning hours.

The menacing ghost of a Viking is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances staring at the water by Cedar Street Reservoir Dam before sunrise. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Kelso.

A gigantic mandrill can sometimes be observed by Carrolls Bluff shining a light.

An extraterrestrial has frequently been made out scaring folks by Carr Slough.
 
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