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Naruemonia mutineers headed for Haumea
Space police say the hijacked spaceship Naruemonia is most likely headed for Haumea. A recent course...
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
Just two days into its maiden voyage a mutiny has taken place on the Naruemonia. It appears the pass...
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These are some lies we made up about Kalama.

The ghost of a young-looking female dressed in a bloody prom dress is every so often made out at the water at Deer Island Point going wild.

The ghost of a twelve feet high huge person may sometimes be made out scrutinizing Hunter Bar in detail at night.

The ghost of a female having half her head gone was perceived in a motor boat on Adams Lake excavating an opening. The spirit nodded to the onlooker. Several of the people here claim this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Kalama many years ago.
    
Marco Polo was distinguished at the stroke of midnight struggling out of Benham Slough soaked in filth.

A very large leopard appeared pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Adams Creek at night.

A space invader from another world was seen going for a dark-hour swim at Goble Beach.

A shape with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes was noticed watering plants in the side yard of a mobile home in Kalama. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the night.
 
Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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