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  My dad kicked me out of heaven at a young age. I now am locked in a cage with a moose as my wifi hotspot. I think the ghost of my brother is down here as well. I'm not sure... It is quite stuffy in here.
This is the only website I can actually use because of the bad reception. Sadly my moose only lets me have a few bars. If anyone can see this please contact the other Winchester or something. I'm bored.
Tell them I'll kill the moose then the other will get mad. It's quite funny to be honest. >;-).
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A space alien from the Moon emerged in a hardware store in the Visalia vicinity.

One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was distinguished ascending out from a drain hole on a Visalia residential road before dawn.

A massive coyote materialized poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Visalia.

A colossal woodchuck was made out in a Visalia school at midnight walking the corridors.

 
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