Stratford

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  On my way to work this morning I was attacked by a diplodocus. I got away but he ate my car.
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These are some lies we made up about Stratford.

A frightening beast may be seen very frequently staring at the water by Empire Weir Number One at midnight.

The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has every so often been witnessed floating down Jacobs Slough in the early morning hours.
    
A centaur is from time to time distinguished scrambling out of Mussel Slough drenched in slime on a dark night.

A space man from planet Venus has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances striding from building to building before sunrise on a Stratford residential street.

A massive armadillo may now and then be observed going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Stratford building at midnight.

 
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