Stratford Argentina and Uruguay have colonized Pluto The presidents of Argentina and Uruguay held a joint press conference today where they publically di... read more Yonsalad makes a run for it Interplanetarily wanted criminal Yonsalad today sent a message to the press that she is now leaving ... read more   On my way to work this morning I was attacked by a diplodocus. I got away but he ate my car. Submitted by Bob        Category: dinosaurs These are some lies we made up about Stratford. A frightening beast may be seen very frequently staring at the water by Empire Weir Number One at midnight. The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has every so often been witnessed floating down Jacobs Slough in the early morning hours.      A centaur is from time to time distinguished scrambling out of Mussel Slough drenched in slime on a dark night. A space man from planet Venus has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances striding from building to building before sunrise on a Stratford residential street. A massive armadillo may now and then be observed going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Stratford building at midnight.   More secret bases found on Pluto and Charon The unmanned craft orbiting Pluto that found the secret Uruguayan military base on Pluto last week h... read more Moon Pimp bans Uruguayans in response to Pluto base Moon Pimp has said he will not wait for the UN sanctions to take effect. Effective immediately Urugu... read more Ghost Sightings From Stratford Submit a lie about Stratford, California: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in California Other untruthful towns near Stratford, California: Lemoore, California, 8 miles away Armona, California, 11 miles away Kettleman City, California, 14 miles away Hanford, California, 15 miles away Laton, California, 16 miles away Corcoran, California, 18 miles away Huron, California, 19 miles away Caruthers, California, 20 miles away Waukena, California, 22 miles away Avenal, California, 24 miles away Ghost Sightings From Stratford