Ridgecrest Ridgecrest PAGE 1   2   3   Construction begins on giant ship to mine dwarf planets Construction started today on the Naruemonia, the largest spaceship to date. The ship will be assemb... read more First successful Oberon Landing Oberon became the latest world settled by the human race today when a lander carrying 54 touched dow... read more   When I was ten I was at rocket park and I saw a giant gorilla chasing a ardvark. When I went to go look I only found a keycain with them on it. When I picked it up it transformed into a cross between an ardvark and a gorilla. It chased me all the way to home depot. I never saw it again. Submitted by Liarliarpantsonfire        Categories: home, park, cross, depot These are some lies we made up about Ridgecrest. The martian pilot of a flying saucer was noticed in a Ridgecrest area store, pacing the aisles.      The ghost of a man carrying a bloody knife has repeatedly been seen sitting at the kitchen counter in a Ridgecrest mobile home dining on a hotdog. A military uniform marching around with no body in it is regularly observed wandering through a trailer in Ridgecrest. An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has been said to have been noticed on a few instances being carried by a mule alongside a road near Ridgecrest. A cyclop may be noticed time and again in a phone booth in Ridgecrest making a telephone call.   Landing on Titania of Uranus Uranus moon Titania was finally settled today after long delays. There are now 174 people on Titania... read more Rhea settled The last of the large Saturn moons was settled today when a lander with 79 people on board touched d... read more More Lies About Ridgecrest On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Ridgecrest Submit a lie about Ridgecrest, California: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in California Other untruthful towns near Ridgecrest, California: Darwin, California, 1 miles away Inyokern, California, 11 miles away Randsburg, California, 14 miles away Johannesburg, California, 15 miles away Trona, California, 22 miles away California City, California, 33 miles away Boron, California, 35 miles away Onyx, California, 35 miles away Edwards, California, 40 miles away Weldon, California, 41 miles away Ghost Sightings From Ridgecrest