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Riots rock Callisto
Authorities on Callisto today issued a state of emergency due to the recent riots. Callisto has been...
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Accomplice of Martian arsonist girl arrested
Nine year old Florina Munduwalawala of Montevideo was arrested today on arson charges. She was immed...
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  Hi, so me and my wife live near the high school, and at night we like to walk our dogs with Bob. One night we were walking down to the golf course by our house, and we noticed a piece of rope attached to one of the trees. We assumed it was a little play piece set up by one of the neighbor kids and moved on. As we walked back later that evening; however, we noticed the rope was now red. We went to investigate, and it turned out the rope was covered in something red and sticky. We assumed the worst. Thinking it was blood, we began to scream and run frantically. However, Bob stayed behind skeptical.
    He had dipped his finger into the red slime on the rope and TASTED IT. It turns out it was just ketchup but the freaky thing is: how did it get there? .
Submitted by Delano
Category: ghost

I used to go to high school with a strange kid. He was always walking everywhere. He never had a car, and whenever you tried to talk to him he would just continue walking. One day as usual I saw him walking along Crown Valley. The day was particularly humid, so I pulled over in my 2005 Kia Sorrento (air conditioned) to see if he needed a ride. The kid did something he had never done before; he stopped walking. He looked at me sitting inside my air conditioned Kia Sorrento and started waving his hands kind of funny. He looked straight ahead preparing his body for motion once again, and when I asked him a second time if he needed a lift he looked over except this time his eyes were glowing red. I decided to speed away in my Kia Sorrento pushing it to its maximum of 65 miles per hour and sped all the way to Antonio to escape the ghost boy. .
Submitted by Jowis
       Category: ghost

These are some lies we made up about Mission Viejo.

The ghost of a muscular lumberjack hauling a large axe can now and then be distinguished guzzling blood from a cup alongside a deserted road close to Mission Viejo at night.
Martian arsonist child cracks under torture
The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ...
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Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official
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