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These are some lies we made up about Hanford.

A female with a moderately transparent body is every now and then witnessed creeping out from a drain hole on a Hanford residential street before sunrise. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that should be avoided.

A very large hartebeest is known to have been made out on many instances searching for a map in Civic Center Park before dawn.

An Iguanodon may occasionally be made out performing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Hanford trailer.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed in a mirror in a Hanford apartment; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror. Other reports of this phantom have been reported. People assert that this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Hanford some decades ago.

A massive panther appeared seeking a box beside a parked Nissan in a Hanford parking lot late at night.

A huge peccary was made out in a Hanford area grocery store, wandering the aisles.

An extremely large dog showed up resting at the kitchen counter in a Hanford building hauling a human cranium.

A space alien from another solar system was spotted striding through a building in Hanford.
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