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Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ...
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Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t...
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  In 1998 I watched a sliver cigar shaped ufo land in arches national park. I watched it for about ten minutes and then suddenly a door on the ufo opens up and three fuzzy purple things about the size of a basketballs emerge.
I found it so shocking that I took off running and to this very day I've never returned to the park.
Submitted by Karla
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These are some lies we made up about Moab.

An extremely large platypus materialized sitting at a table in a Moab trailer twinkling a kerosene lamp.

The ghost of a youthful lady covered in blood was perceived pacing through a mobile home in Moab. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed often in close proximity.

The spirit of an elderly sorceress was made out frightening folks right by Arches National Park. The watcher fled right after she noticed the ghost. A local person says that this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Moab. No matter what, this is an unlikable spirit that should be steered clear of.

Rapunzel has often been observed traveling on a llama down a highway close to Moab.

 
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