New Braunfels New Braunfels PAGE 1   2   3   Martian arsonist child cracks under torture The 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested in Montevideo, Uruguay 2 days ago has finally succumbed to ... read more Martian arsonist child is daughter of Martian official A new twist has emerged in the case of the 8 year old Martian arsonist arrested yesterday in Montevi... read more   Whenever there is a fog in the morning a bright light from an alien craft is visible from the edge of landa park. Apparantly the aliens use the fog as a cover to catch geese for their hibatchi grills. Submitted by Mike        Categories: lights, park, fog, aliens These are some lies we made up about New Braunfels. An enormous beaver may be spotted over and over again staring at folks in a New Braunfels building through a keyhole.      An extremely large gopher has occasionally been spotted in a secluded area near New Braunfels. An martian traveler from space has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions in Comal Park before sunrise pulling a dead body over the grass. An alien from planet Neptune can sometimes be witnessed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Blieders Creek late at night. A space man from deep space was witnessed dispatching an envelope at a New Braunfels post office.   Eight year old Martian arsonist arrested in Uruguay An 8 year old Martian citizen was arrested today in Montevideo, Uruguay on charges of arson. Montevi... read more Settlement of Triton Mining operation will soon be underway on Triton as a lander with 184 people on board landed safely ... read more More Lies About New Braunfels On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From New Braunfels Submit a lie about New Braunfels, Texas: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Texas Other untruthful towns near New Braunfels, Texas: Mc Queeney, Texas, 7 miles away Marion, Texas, 10 miles away Seguin, Texas, 12 miles away Canyon Lake, Texas, 13 miles away Cibolo, Texas, 14 miles away Schertz, Texas, 17 miles away Universal City, Texas, 18 miles away Saint Hedwig, Texas, 19 miles away Converse, Texas, 20 miles away Bulverde, Texas, 23 miles away Ghost Sightings From New Braunfels