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  If you go to the 418 bridge in Kountze at midnight, you can observe the ghost of Joseph Stalin smoking pot in an 85 Trail Blazer with his buddy. .
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These are some lies we made up about Kountze.

An alien from Jupiter was witnessed in Big Thicket National Preserve near the ranger station going out of control.
A giant aardvark appeared in a wild neighborhood close to Kountze.

The ghost of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper was perceived trying to flag down cars along a dark road in close proximity to Kountze. The ghost greeted the witness.

A very large reptile became visible swallowing diesel from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Kountze.

An alien from another world was noticed in Raider Stadium before sunrise concealing a body by a large rock.

The alien navigator of a UFO was observed trying to locate a shoe near Meadows Springs before dawn.
New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth
Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi...
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Twenty miners feared lost in space
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