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Murder during first Lapetus landing
A team of 127 people entered a lander to Lapetus today, but only 126 made it to the surface alive. U...
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Titan receives first human settlers
A 242 man crew landed on Titan earlier today to make preparations for what will become the largest m...
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  I went to Dallas last year to see my family. While driving on the highway near Lovefield Airport we saw a plane about to land. On the wing of the plane I saw a gremlin attempting to saw the wing off the plane! I told my dad but all he said was: ''oh no. Cousin Phil didn't tell me he'd be here. I didn't bring enough food. Ew. And he forgot to shave again.''.
Submitted by Pantherpower001
       Categories: highway, airport, field, family


I once saw a bear lay his paw on a table!.
    Submitted by Goodguy
       Category: bear


Me and the Bigfoot had a date Saturday night with a couple of young ladies. We were going to take them to the movies and so I put on my best Levi's and sports shirt. When I went by to pick up Bigfoot he was wearing a new tuxedo. I will never double date with Bigfoot again.
Submitted by Butch
       Category: bigfoot


I offered Bigfoot some ketchup spaghetti and he threw the spaghetti at me and he hit me with a tree Branch and he buried me underground and kicked me when I came back from underground and buried me again and left.
 
Enceladus landing
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Mercury landing ends in near disaster
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