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First Americans land on Mars
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Soviets first on Mars with humans
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  Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oatmeal.
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The ghost of a guy having half his head not there can frequently be perceived seated in a beanbag in an apartment in Cedar Park.
A colossal armadillo can be witnessed repeatedly walking from apartment to apartment late at night on a Cedar Park residential road.

The ghost of a youthful woman having on a blood-covered dress has occasionally been spotted browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Cedar Park home in the early morning hours. Regardless of what people say, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that is better not upset.

A large scary monster is every so often noticed resting at a table in a Cedar Park mobile home.

A space invader from Saturn can now and then be seen in a secluded place close to Cedar Park.
American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22
The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor...
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Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70
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