Cedar Park Cedar Park PAGE 1   2   3   4   First Americans land on Mars After being beat to Mars by several Soviet crews, the Americans today finally made a successful land... read more Soviets first on Mars with humans Krasnyy Mars Drakon 2 lands. First successful human landing on Mars and establishment of permanent o... read more   Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oatmeal. Submitted by Sarah        Categories: park, man These are some lies we made up about Cedar Park. The ghost of a guy having half his head not there can frequently be perceived seated in a beanbag in an apartment in Cedar Park.      A colossal armadillo can be witnessed repeatedly walking from apartment to apartment late at night on a Cedar Park residential road. The ghost of a youthful woman having on a blood-covered dress has occasionally been spotted browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Cedar Park home in the early morning hours. Regardless of what people say, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that is better not upset. A large scary monster is every so often noticed resting at a table in a Cedar Park mobile home. A space invader from Saturn can now and then be seen in a secluded place close to Cedar Park.   American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22 The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor... read more Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70 The lander of what was to be the first colonizing mission to Mars by the Soviet mission Krasnyy Mars... read more More Lies About Cedar Park On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Cedar Park Submit a lie about Cedar Park, Texas: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Texas Other untruthful towns near Cedar Park, Texas: Leander, Texas, 4 miles away Round Rock, Texas, 11 miles away Liberty Hill, Texas, 13 miles away Georgetown, Texas, 13 miles away Pflugerville, Texas, 14 miles away Spicewood, Texas, 16 miles away Austin, Texas, 17 miles away Hutto, Texas, 20 miles away Bertram, Texas, 22 miles away Manchaca, Texas, 22 miles away Ghost Sightings From Cedar Park