Bartlett Bartlett PAGE 1   2   Moon Pimp released The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more Moon pimp arrested for murder The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more   These are some lies we made up about Bartlett. An enormous monkey was witnessed in a Bartlett school in the early morning hours marching the halls. An extraterrestrial was noticed in a mirror in a Bartlett apartment; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror. A large frightening giant has often been observed at Hejl Lake Dam late at night enjoying the view.      The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly observed covering a corpse by a big rock in Sore Finger Wildlife Area at midnight. A space invader from planet Pluto can regularly be observed yelling in the center of Cathey Creek. An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be perceived very frequently in a house outside Bartlett. The ghost of a young female in a blood-splattered wedding gown has now and then been seen in a Bartlett area supermarket, staggering the aisles. Folks here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Bartlett many years ago.   New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more Twenty miners feared lost in space A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc... read more More Lies About Bartlett On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Bartlett Submit a lie about Bartlett, Texas: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Texas Other untruthful towns near Bartlett, Texas: Granger, Texas, 4 miles away Holland, Texas, 5 miles away Salado, Texas, 11 miles away Jarrell, Texas, 12 miles away Little River Academy, Texas, 12 miles away Taylor, Texas, 13 miles away Thrall, Texas, 15 miles away Rogers, Texas, 16 miles away Davilla, Texas, 17 miles away Temple, Texas, 18 miles away Belton, Texas, 18 miles away Ghost Sightings From Bartlett