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The ghost of a woman with demonic signs cut into her forehead may be perceived very frequently seeking a shoe beside a parked Buick in an Abilene parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A lady with worms crawling out of her ears has from time to time been noticed in an Abilene area store, strolling the aisles.

The phantom of a lady with a switchblade in her heart is once in a while seen having a seat at a table in an Abilene mobile home flinging bricks. In any event, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
    
A space man from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been made out on several occasions marching through a home in Abilene.

A woman with the head of a beast may every so often be noticed being carried by a camel alongside a highway in the vicinity of Abilene.

A woman carrying her head next to her arm was distinguished in a phone booth in Abilene talking on the telephone. The viewer ran away immediately after he saw the ghost. No matter what, this spirit undeniably is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.

A space man was noticed staggering through an Abilene vicinity burial ground.

An extraterrestrial explorer from space came into view dining on a carrot beside a wild highway right next door to Abilene late in the night.
 
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