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  The ghost of the Young Man has now taken the shape of an evil pit bull that lives by the House at arbor park. The dog is just itching to get off of his rope and attack the next poor soul that dares to play there. Beware!.
Submitted by Maryjane
       Categories: home, man, park, dogs, evil

The ghost of the Young Man observed in arbor Park got high on the nearby pot plantation that mysteriously disappeared the first week in October. He can no longer walk a straight line and is stuck in the Park forever to haunt any children that dare to play there.
    The corpse he pulls is the smoke monster from the burned Morton elementary school playground.
Submitted by Maryjane
       Categories: man, children, school, park, smoke

These are some lies we made up about Lexington.

The ghost of a ten feet tall colossal person can sometimes be seen in a mobile home in close proximity to Lexington.

A gargantuan mandrill was noticed in a Lexington area auto part store, staggering the aisles.

A big terrifying ogre appeared in Arbor Park in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
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