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Murder during first Lapetus landing
A team of 127 people entered a lander to Lapetus today, but only 126 made it to the surface alive. U...
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Titan receives first human settlers
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These are some lies we made up about West Chicago.

A lady with an axe sticking out of her head has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions performing a song on a harmonica in a West Chicago house.

A medieval knight's armor with no human being inside can from time to time be distinguished in a West Chicago secondary school at the stroke of midnight strolling the hallways. Nevertheless, this is a horrible phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.

A gigantic fawn has frequently been spotted hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Kress Creek at the stroke of midnight.
    
A gigantic fish has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions gazing at the water by Lake Law Dam in the early morning hours.

A space alien may often be distinguished chucking stones into Lake Law very late at night.

An enormous beaver may be spotted over and over again in a residence outside West Chicago.

An extremely large gopher has occasionally been spotted searching for a book beneath a parked vehicle in a West Chicago parking lot before dawn.
 
Enceladus landing
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Mercury landing ends in near disaster
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