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Moon Pimp released
The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ...
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Moon pimp arrested for murder
The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t...
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These are some lies we made up about Washington.

An ET from Venus has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions striding through a trailer in Washington.

An ET from space may every so often be witnessed staring at the water by Farm Creek Dams at midnight.

The ghost of a gentleman with names etched into his forehead has often been noticed before sunrise drifting down on Ackerman Creek. Either way, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
The phantom of an engine driver is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions marching through a flat next to Washington.

A space man can repeatedly be spotted at a coin operated phone in Washington talking on the telephone.

Julius Ceasar may be observed frequently walking through a Washington area cemetery.

A female with no head has occasionally been noticed in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve before dawn struggling to grasp something. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth
Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi...
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Twenty miners feared lost in space
A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc...
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