Washington Washington PAGE 1   2   3   Moon Pimp released The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more Moon pimp arrested for murder The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more   These are some lies we made up about Washington. An ET from Venus has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions striding through a trailer in Washington. An ET from space may every so often be witnessed staring at the water by Farm Creek Dams at midnight. The ghost of a gentleman with names etched into his forehead has often been noticed before sunrise drifting down on Ackerman Creek. Either way, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.      The phantom of an engine driver is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions marching through a flat next to Washington. A space man can repeatedly be spotted at a coin operated phone in Washington talking on the telephone. Julius Ceasar may be observed frequently walking through a Washington area cemetery. A female with no head has occasionally been noticed in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve before dawn struggling to grasp something. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.   New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more Twenty miners feared lost in space A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc... read more More Lies About Washington On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Washington Submit a lie about Washington, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Washington, Illinois: Morton, Illinois, 4 miles away East Peoria, Illinois, 5 miles away Metamora, Illinois, 6 miles away Groveland, Illinois, 7 miles away Creve Coeur, Illinois, 7 miles away Peoria, Illinois, 7 miles away Mossville, Illinois, 9 miles away Tremont, Illinois, 9 miles away Deer Creek, Illinois, 11 miles away Chillicothe, Illinois, 11 miles away Pekin, Illinois, 11 miles away Ghost Sightings From Washington