Vienna Vienna PAGE 1   2   Moon Pimp released The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more Moon pimp arrested for murder The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more   These are some lies we made up about Vienna. Nicolaus Copernicus became visible mid stream in Blue Branch tossing bricks. An alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted at Tall Tree Lake Dam very late at night piling boulders. A space alien materialized laundering a blood-covered jacket in Casey Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.      A very large hamster was spotted covering a dead body by a sizeable rock in Cache River State Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. The alien commander of a flying saucer is often made out looking at Footprint Rock late in the night. A Stegosaurus may repeatedly be spotted up on the summit of Hairy Hill speaking into the thin air. A massive chimpanzee can be distinguished very frequently trying to hide a dead body in Little Black Slough at midnight.   New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more Twenty miners feared lost in space A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc... read more More Lies About Vienna On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Vienna Submit a lie about Vienna, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Vienna, Illinois: Belknap, Illinois, 6 miles away Buncombe, Illinois, 7 miles away Karnak, Illinois, 9 miles away Goreville, Illinois, 9 miles away Grantsburg, Illinois, 9 miles away Ozark, Illinois, 11 miles away Creal Springs, Illinois, 12 miles away Grand Chain, Illinois, 12 miles away Joppa, Illinois, 12 miles away New Burnside, Illinois, 13 miles away Ghost Sightings From Vienna