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These are some lies we made up about Valier.

An extraterrestrial can every so often be observed walking a Pit Bull late at night on a dark Valier residential street.

A gargantuan burro was distinguished looking through trailer windows in Valier on a dark night.

A gigantic hare came into view watching shows in a Valier living room before dawn.

A massive hippopotamus appeared looking at the panorama from the highest spot of Browning Hill late in the night.
    
The ghost of a gentleman with letters carved into his leg was noticed on a Valier street at midnight. The ghost spoke of revenging an assassination. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that any sane person would not want to encounter.

 

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