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These are some lies we made up about Utica.

A space man from another part of the galaxy can regularly be seen playing a piece of music on a piano in a Utica trailer.

An extraterrestrial can be perceived frequently in a Utica school around midnight pacing the hallways.

A gargantuan muskrat has sometimes been distinguished by Clark Run slurping blood from a cup.
Napoleon Bonaparte has allegedly been made out on many occasions on a dark night scrutinizing Aurora Canyon in detail.

A huge canary was witnessed by Horseshoe Bend having a tomato.


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