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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is frequently perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down Purpus Creek. Lots of people who live here argue this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Timewell.

A massive antelope has allegedly been seen on a few instances becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.

The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a big white mustache can regularly be seen taking a rest on a stool in a trailer in close proximity to Timewell. Locals here say that this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Timewell long ago.
    
A space man from Saturn has once in a while been noticed turning toward the viewer in Mount Sterling Commercial Historic District late in the night.

An alien from another galaxy is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions looking at the water by Clayton Reservoir Dam late in the night.

 

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