Thayer Enceladus landing The first Saturn moon to be settled by humans is now officially Enceladus. 132 people landed on Ence... read more Mercury landing ends in near disaster Last night's first human landing on Mercury's north pole almost ended in disaster when a fire broke ... read more   These are some lies we made up about Thayer. A decapitated woman is occasionally made out on a Thayer road before sunrise. An extremely large polar bear has purportedly been observed on a few instances looking at a lady sleeping on a mattress in a building in Thayer. An enormous warthog can from time to time be observed staring at the water by Virden Recreation Club Lake Dam after midnight.      A gargantuan donkey was witnessed in a hardware store in the Thayer area. A gargantuan ape was noticed trying on a hat in a Thayer house.   Ghost Sightings From Thayer Submit a lie about Thayer, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Thayer, Illinois: Virden, Illinois, 2 miles away Auburn, Illinois, 3 miles away Girard, Illinois, 5 miles away Divernon, Illinois, 8 miles away Nilwood, Illinois, 8 miles away Chatham, Illinois, 9 miles away Farmersville, Illinois, 9 miles away Glenarm, Illinois, 10 miles away Loami, Illinois, 10 miles away Waggoner, Illinois, 12 miles away Ghost Sightings From Thayer