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These are some lies we made up about Tampico.

One of the three Little Pigs materialized in Main Street Historic District late in the night discussing into the night.

An alien vacationer from deep space was made out flinging bricks into the water at Ramsey Slough on a dark night.

A massive cow showed up at a coin operated phone in Tampico using the telephone.

A space alien from planet Mercury was witnessed sniveling next to a wild road in the neighborhood of Tampico late at night.
    
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was made out hanging out in an abandoned villa in Tampico.

 

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