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A massive steer can often be witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Standard.

A young girl having on a blood-covered wedding dress may be witnessed time and again in a Standard school at midnight walking the halls.

A massive canary has occasionally been noticed in a mirror in a Standard mobile home; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
    
A huge orangutan is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions hauling a body from the chilly water of Cedar Creek around midnight.

The martian captain of a flying saucer can sometimes be distinguished seeking a hat next to a parked car in a Standard parking lot late at night.

 

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