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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.

A giant boar may often be distinguished by a woman camping at a campground near Springfield.

A huge squirrel has every now and then been noticed sitting in a chair in a house in Springfield.

An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is from time to time observed moving orbs about beneath a streetlamp in Springfield.
    
A space alien from another planet has been observed on several occasions wandering from home to home after midnight on a Springfield lane.

A decapitated gentleman can every so often be distinguished going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Springfield home before dawn. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who have the courage to disturb the silence in Springfield.

A woman with her head and left arm and right leg removed was made out seated at the dining table in a Springfield mobile home. The arrival of the witness terrified the ghost who then faded away. Loads of local residents say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Springfield. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is better not disturbed.

The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft materialized in a wild area in close proximity to Springfield.
 
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