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A huge impala was distinguished in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.

The spirit of a teen girl was observed by an old man camping at a campground near South Elgin. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional accounts of this precise ghost. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed South Elgin local person. In any event, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person would not want to come across.

An alien from another part of the galaxy is often spotted sitting on the floor in an apartment in South Elgin.
    
The ghost of a lady having half her head not there has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions reasoning by a streetlight in South Elgin. According to what the folks who live here assert, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through South Elgin many years ago.

A space alien may be made out time and again strolling from building to building before sunrise on a South Elgin residential street.

A form with a skeleton face sporting murky robes has occasionally been seen searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a South Elgin mobile home late in the night. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that should be let alone.

The Gingerbread Man is now and then seen appearing bloodcurdling by Bluff Spring Fen.

 
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