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A Chupacabra is rumored to have been seen on several instances reading a newspaper up on the summit of Robbs Mound.

A massive mole may every now and then be perceived trying on a hat in a Sorento apartment.

A sizeable menacing ogre was noticed chucking pieces of wood into the flow at Bearcat Creek at midnight.
    
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object became visible snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Sorento.

A huge snake came into view playing a tune on a flute in a Sorento house.

 

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