Simpson Ganymede landing ends in deadly violence. The first human landing on Ganymede ended in chaos today as two senior crew members started fighting... read more Syphilis pandemic ravages Mars Martian health authorities have upgraded the syphilis outbreak on the planet to an official pandemic... read more   These are some lies we made up about Simpson. The ghost of an aged prospector with a big beard and an eye patch can often be seen scrambling out from a drain hole on a Simpson road around midnight. It's been said that this specific phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Simpson in the past. Whichever way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not interrupted. The ghost of a waitress can be noticed frequently staring at the water by Lake Glendale Dam in the early morning hours. A space invader from another solar system has from time to time been spotted in Shawnee National Forest in the early morning hours camping.      The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is now and then noticed dragging a dead body across the ground in Dixon Springs State Park at night. The phantom of an elderly Indian chief has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances near Dixon Springs on a dark night smoking a pipe. In any event, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that you don't want to run into at midnight.   Ghost Sightings From Simpson Submit a lie about Simpson, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Simpson, Illinois: Eddyville, Illinois, 6 miles away Grantsburg, Illinois, 9 miles away Ozark, Illinois, 10 miles away Golconda, Illinois, 11 miles away New Burnside, Illinois, 11 miles away Herod, Illinois, 12 miles away Stonefort, Illinois, 13 miles away Carrier Mills, Illinois, 14 miles away Creal Springs, Illinois, 17 miles away Metropolis, Illinois, 17 miles away Ghost Sightings From Simpson