Shelbyville Shelbyville PAGE 1   2   Moon Pimp released The owner of the Moon bordello arrested yesterday for beating a disrespectful customer to death was ... read more Moon pimp arrested for murder The owner of a popular moon bordello was arrested today after killing a customer after an argument t... read more   These are some lies we made up about Shelbyville. A massive guanaco can often be spotted sitting on a sofa in a trailer in Shelbyville. A Brachiosaurus may be noticed over and over again down by the water at Buoy Cove appearing scary. An extraterrestrial from Mars has once in a while been made out late in the night checking out McGillian Hollow in detail.      A very large wombat is once in a while witnessed at Coon Creek very late at night flinging boulders into the stream. An ET from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions dragging a cadaver over rocks in Coon Creek Access Area at midnight. A giant pig was witnessed looking at the water by Bass Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. A gentleman devoid of a head appeared trashing an object on the water's edge of Lake Louise. There are further descriptions regarding this ghost in the neighborhood. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying people who come looking for spirits in Shelbyville. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.   New visa restrictions for Martians visiting Earth Starting the first of next month Martians planning to visit Earth must undergo and pass a psychologi... read more Twenty miners feared lost in space A group of twenty miners working on a small asteroid floated off into space yesterday when their anc... read more More Lies About Shelbyville On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Shelbyville Submit a lie about Shelbyville, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Other untruthful towns near Shelbyville, Illinois: Lakewood, Illinois, 7 miles away Findlay, Illinois, 7 miles away Strasburg, Illinois, 11 miles away Tower Hill, Illinois, 11 miles away Beecher City, Illinois, 12 miles away Cowden, Illinois, 12 miles away Mode, Illinois, 13 miles away Stewardson, Illinois, 14 miles away Herrick, Illinois, 15 miles away Shumway, Illinois, 16 miles away Ghost Sightings From Shelbyville